I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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