your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
