Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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