So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he thought i was a dude.
home. puking in laundry basket.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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