Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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