ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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