My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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