So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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