Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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