The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I forget how to act sober
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