You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
