I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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