For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
You are a genius and a whore.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
