I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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