3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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