I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Buhtt sex?
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
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