North Korea, Best Korea!
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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