What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Randomize
