You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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