At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
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