you guys were way drunker than both of me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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