Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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