Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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