The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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