I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i will never coherently bang her
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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