She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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