Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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