Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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