I must be too annoying 4 u.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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