Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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