McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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