hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
How naked do you want me to be?
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