apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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