check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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