It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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