so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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