let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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