My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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