I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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