great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She told me I should be a condom model.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize