"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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