im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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