yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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