spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just invented taco cereal.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I need to calm my uterus...
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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