It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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