When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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