so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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