you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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