Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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