the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
