the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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