I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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