This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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