Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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