DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
my being single is dangerous.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
We need to get me chipped asap
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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