Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
My dick has a subreddit
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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